Happy Spring, New York City!

THREE spring cleaning tips that will make your 2016 even more amazing:

1.  Buy a plant for every room with a window in your apartment.  Plant life gives you oxygen, reduces your stress levels, and makes even the worst NYC dive apartment feel like a home.

2.  Throw out all the winter clothing you didn’t wear this season.  There is a 0.0% chance you will have a change of heart next winter!

3.  Arrogant people with a sense of entitlement:  Delete them from your address book, your social networks, and your life.  These are the ugliest of ugliest New Yorkers, and you don’t need these parasites in your personal network.

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