THREE spring cleaning tips that will make your 2016 even more amazing:
1. Buy a plant for every room with a window in your apartment. Plant life gives you oxygen, reduces your stress levels, and makes even the worst NYC dive apartment feel like a home.
2. Throw out all the winter clothing you didn’t wear this season. There is a 0.0% chance you will have a change of heart next winter!
3. Arrogant people with a sense of entitlement: Delete them from your address book, your social networks, and your life. These are the ugliest of ugliest New Yorkers, and you don’t need these parasites in your personal network.